Hey sweeting! I don't have any cake, but I do bring you "The Birthday Dirge" (as sung to the death knell):
-ahem-
"Happy Birth-Day! Happy Birth-Day!
Gloom and doom and dark despair
People dying everywhere!
Happy Birth-Day! Happy Birth-Day!
Now that you're the age you are
Your demise cannot be far!
Happy Birth-Day! Happy Birth-Day!
Storm the castle, take the keep,
kill the women, but save the sheep!
Happy Birth-Day! Happy Birth-Day!!!
Hope it's a great one, sweetie!!!